China (wip, aru)

[Wang Yao]

Wang Yao

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"you can just call me Yao, aru."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"male"

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"What were you worried about, aru? o.o I was born on October tenth and I am twenty-three and soon to be twenty-four."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Thank you...I stay in shape with Martial arts and tea with every meal, aru."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"That is inapropriate, aru!"

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Thats an easy question, aru. I enjoy cooking, collecting Shinatty dolls and cute things."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Confidential, aru? What kind of answers are you expecting? I'm not going to tell you everything, aru. I do enjoy art and cute things, like pandas aru. "

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"I don't like it when people bring up bad memories of the past, aru. I've been around for a while and I've seen many surprising things, ahen."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"I am very artistic, aru. I love to paint. Cuisine is another thing, I love food and I always put it as my first priority."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Pandas, cute things, and hello kitty, aru."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"why would someone do that under watter, aru?"

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"I'm pretty sure you are crazy though, aru. In a spouse? I would like if they were kind and loving, aru. Maybe one that prefers living in the present rather then dwelling on the past."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"A person who prefers living in the past, one that doesn't act calm, aru."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"How did that anger you, aru?"

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"But you've been asking me questions all along, aru. What turns it into a game?"

FAVORITE FOOD?
"I like a lot of food aru. However I can't immidiatly point one out."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"answer here."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"answer here."

FAVORITE WORD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"answer here."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"answer here."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"SHORT personality description. seriously, don't put like a gazillion paragraphs. let this be a warning, we will ask you to summarize it. just a few select words followed by some minute detail, that's all. answer here in first person."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"just a little run down on your family, not a history. how do you feel about them, etc. answer here in first person."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN THIS COLLEGE?
"where were you born, then how did you end up in the college. no childhood, that comes later. basically same deal as personality. answer here in first person."

AWESOME. WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"your current job, if you have one, and your dream job. your dream job doesn't have to be realistic, or it can be. answer here in first person."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"three wishes here. realistic or not. answer in first person."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"creative answer here."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"current relationships. answer here in first person."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"I don't understand what you mean, aru. As friends? "

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Uh, no aru. Your too young."

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"the whatever/cool pertains to what your previous answer would have been. some tidbits about yourself. any secrets. your plans for the rest of the day. be creative. answer here in first person."

]THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"-backs away- that was strange, aru."
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