Post by Alfred F. Jones on Aug 9, 2010 1:13:30 GMT -5
ALFRED F. JONES
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"Alfred's fine, or just Al! 'Course, I have a ton of other nicknames too."
I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"My gender? HERO. Wait, there's lady heroes too.. Male of course! Haha, do I look like a lady or somethin'? Hope not."
GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Wait worry about what..? Well, I just turned twenty this July fourth! It's also Independence Day, isn't that awesome? If ya must know, I'm a Cancer~.. I think? Bah, who pays attention to that anyways?"
WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Really? Well, I actually work out a ton.. I'm afraid of gaining too much weight, but it's good to hear I look amazing! Just working out, sports, stuff like that. I actually eat a ton of McDonald's, which means that fast food really isn't bad for you, right?~"
I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Ew, Clooney? He's old and stuff.. A-and I'm straight, just like the heroes in the comics. 'Cause. Yeah.. FinedammitmaybeIbatforbothteams."
WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"Oh this is an easy one! Read comic books, play video games, eat, study.. Haha, yeah right. Studying takes up like five percent of my time. And saving the day! I like to go around and do little things to help others, ya know? Save cats from trees, help old ladies across the street, that sorta thing. I tried to help put out a fire once, but that didn't go so well with the fire department. I guess when I'm not out, 'cause I love going out in the town since no one likes to be stuck at school all day, I just kinda like to stay at home and watch movies! Scary, comedy, and action are the best!"
DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"Er, didn't I answer this already? I enjoy what I do in my spare time, or else I wouldn't do it! I'd hafta say McDonald's for sure. People freak out about nothing.. I eat it all the time and I'm fine. That, and video games, all that heroic stuff I just said and.. heh, guess I'm kind of a sucker for those moments you're just sitting on the couch quietly cuddled up? Going out in the town and hanging out with friends never gets old either~"
WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"Work. School work. Work work. Boring work. If I don't like what I'm doing, I tend to half-ass things a lot, ha.. And it really bugs me when people tell me I'm annoying or something, 'cause I've heard that plenty of times, or when they try to tell me what to do. (Heroes are the ones in charge!) Rude people, villains, stuff like that, yeah?; a hero's gotta hate villains. I also don't like dressing up or wearing fancy clothes because it's too formal and stiff and I feel so weird. And health food, definitely health food. It's so gross!.. And being called fat, c-cause I'm not, okay? You even said I looked good earlier so there!.. And essays. Ugh. Total BS. I'm not a writer, I'm a hero!"
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
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THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Well, even heroes have weaknesses, I guess? I can be over-competitive, and too awesome for people to handle. That doesn't count? Haha, thought so. Well a lot of people call me annoying or childish, I dunno why though, and people keep telling me to read some book called 'The Atmosphere'.. Haven't found it yet.. Hm, just can't resist a good bet either, or food!"
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"A challenge? Haha! You're on! What's the wager?"
YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
".. No game? Alrighty then. And this is easy too! They gotta have a personality, by that I mean kinda feisty, independent, and totally not a bore. Sorry but, quiet people are just soooo.. quiet. Oh wait, for a spouse?.. Accept me for who I am and not change me? It doesn't hurt to have them be a listener sometimes though. I mean, sometimes I wanna talk on and on, but it's better when I have someone to ramble with~ Oh, and strictly not a villain."
OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Wait. Are you a villain?! Either way, I'm not interested, sorry.. And like I said man, quietness is killer. Makes you feel like they're not paying attention to you! Conversation's nice, ya know? Weak-willed people. No passion. Emo.. I don't like being smothered either! I like affection, but not every minute of every day, and it's more special when it's rare anyways~ But.. Not totally cold either. Oh, and nagging. I hear enough of it already, seriously! 'Don't do this', 'You should change that', 'What's your problem'.. Jeez man, accept the hero I am or get lost."
FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"What!? Oh, I didn't mean for you to get lost, just people in general, haha.. Friends?"
OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
".. I guess that's a yes? And okay! I love games~"
FAVORITE FOOD?
"Hamburgers hot dogs chicken BBQ ribs."
FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"Science. Wait, no, heroics! The word subject makes me think science."
FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Christmas!.. Haha, but I can't wait for Valentine's Day to come around this year.. Oh, and summer of COURSE."
FAVORITE WORD?
"Botanical. Fffft. It just sounds silly to say. Or justice. Or hero. Can't decide!"
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Night time! Or when summer's around, the afternoon."
FAVORITE COLOR?
"Red. Wait no.. Well you said to say what comes to mind first, but it's really blue!"
WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"It actually was! I'm kinda sad that's all the questions, haha. And first thing you should know, is that I'm a hero! I mean, if ya didn't pick that up by now then.. But, it's cool! I forget things all the time too so no harm done? I love burgers and heroes and when justice is served, and I love to talk! Anyways, I think I'm pretty easy to get along with, yeah? Just don't mess with my loved ones or else.. Especially not Lov. Seriously. Dude. Like don't even.. 'Sides that, don't mess with them and we can totally be friends and play video games or something later!.. Homework? It can wait!"
MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"My family? Well I don't really talk to any of my cousins or anything, so besides mom and dad there's no one- OH. Mattie! I have a twin brother named Mathew! Weird though, 'cause he was born like three days early so he's technically older? Haha, I don't really know, it's weird but cool at the same time!.. I think he actually goes to this school. Uhm, yeah but I'm not sure.. I kinda forget about 'im sometimes.."
VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN THIS COLLEGE?
"Okay so, I was born in the good ol' United States of America! Mattie was born in Canada though, but I was lucky my parents came over to the U.S. before I decided to join the world. Uhm, I grew up and stuff? This college just seemed all cool and 'world renown.' My family actually moved to Italy for a bit, but we decided to come back home!.. Haha, I don't regret going though, not at all~"
AWESOME. WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"Mm. Very awesome~ Er, and that's a secret! CauseIdon'tknowyet. I'm shooting for one my degrees to be in Communications (I'll get ALL the degrees the world has to offer, watch!) but I really don't know what I wanna do with my life. Something helping people though? I can't be a super hero, sadly.. But I don't wanna be a cop or fireman or lawyer, it's so bleh! A forest ranger? FFFT. Right. I work at-.. a specialty store, that sells.. radios. Yeah. Radios. :I I think being in the FBI would so cool though, or like working as a secret agent! They're real, ya know."
OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"NO WAY. REALLY?! UHM.. WOW. I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR THIS FOR LIKE EVER.. LEMME REMEMBER.. UHM.. Ahem. I wish for superpowers, meaning I can fly, super strength, laser vision, and whatever else the genie throws in there. Second, I wish I owned my own McDonald's. Third, I wish for three more wishes, haha. What? That's not cheating at all~ So NOW I want a big house, and all the money in the world, and three more wishes.. Okay now last time. And three more wishes! I wish.. I wish I had my ring back, and for Lov to always be happy, even if it turns out later it's not with me.. and for him to get three wishes too!.. Oh, I can only pick three? Hm. Superpowers, Lov's happiness, and three more- fine. And endless hamburgers!"
WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"It was SUPER AWESOME! So, uh, when do I get my wishes..?"
SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"Yes, actually! I just got engaged! OH HEY, have you seen that other couple?! They're adorable.. Too bad Lov's not that affectionate in public, haha.
WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Uhm. Depends? As friends sure why not, but if you're thinkin' something else, sorry, but that's a no-go. We could maybe go out for some drinks or something? I'm cool with anything! Anything but museums. Blah. They're so quiet and boring, ya know? Hm. Can we invite other people too? It could be an awesome get-together!"
HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Did you just ask me out? Dude. How unheroic. Didn't I just tell you.. Of course not! This thing just got a whole lot more awkward, ha.. Yeah forget what I said earlier about going for drinks, er.. Is this gonna be over soon?"
ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Nope. Just wanna go.. I'm kinda starved and I have homework to do. Oh, I said it didn't matter earlier? Haha, well it suddenly became very important! Heroes always do their homework. And.. And I have work to do! Yeah. Weekends are super busy at work. Mhm.. *shuffles away*"
THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"Great timing! *jumps out a window and lands safely onto a dumpster, hero-syle*"
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Why the other was still flushed, he had no idea, but he was starting to feel weird just looking at the Italian. Adjusting the marshmallows for a second, he sighed. "Okay, what now?" Ew, it felt weird to talk with marshmallows in your mouth. It wasn't that he couldn't, but he was more so used to eating stuff away, not stuffing his face like a chipmunk. Of course he noted his roommate's reaction (or lack of, meaning to no yelling or name-calling) to a certain five-lettered word, and he soon came up with an idea; however, he decided simply wait until the right moment instead of just spontaneously catching the other off guard.. for now. 'Then again, what the hell.'
"I think you're just a nice Italian, competitive, but hell aren't we all?" He couldn't help but grin a little. 'Kill them with kindness, that's what Mattie used to say.' It wasn't hard to believe that the American had his few shares of bullies in the past, although using his brother's tactics, they usually backed off. While the brunette wasn't exactly a bully, maybe telling him the opposite of what he expected would quiet him down a little. "And good for not backing down! Neither am I; heroes don't back down."
The bet. The bet was what was bugging the heck out of him.. The freshman knew what he was planning, but not knowing what the other was up to was unnerving to say the least. A bit of a fear of the unknown, coupled with the fact that he had a slight feeling the other was out to get him in somewhat nervous. Even in the comic books and movies, the heroes that never knew what their opponent was going to do next always caused some conflict. Then again, knowing himself, Alfred knew he would win as soon as the other had said 'bunny'. So him winning, making the other do whatever he wanted for a week.. Just what was he planning? 'That's a secret for later~' As a given however, the American also knew that his roommate wouldn't like it, and there was the huge chance he would refuse to do so.
Seeing the other gather more marshmallows, Al couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. Huh. Well it seemed like he wasn't kidding when he said he was hopeful to win. 'I almost feel bad beating the guy, but he asked for it.' The American nodded and gave a quick thumbs-up, before carefully picking up and stuffing three marshmallows in his cheeks, putting him one above the other. Six was pushing it a little, and while Alfred was no stranger to food or food games, he disliked the feeling of having the sweets just sit there without him eating them. It was.. ew, he didn't know, wasteful? Something like that. When he had finally settled the food, the blond readjusted the bowl on hi slap and waited quietly, doubting the Italian could beat
"I think you're just a nice Italian, competitive, but hell aren't we all?" He couldn't help but grin a little. 'Kill them with kindness, that's what Mattie used to say.' It wasn't hard to believe that the American had his few shares of bullies in the past, although using his brother's tactics, they usually backed off. While the brunette wasn't exactly a bully, maybe telling him the opposite of what he expected would quiet him down a little. "And good for not backing down! Neither am I; heroes don't back down."
The bet. The bet was what was bugging the heck out of him.. The freshman knew what he was planning, but not knowing what the other was up to was unnerving to say the least. A bit of a fear of the unknown, coupled with the fact that he had a slight feeling the other was out to get him in somewhat nervous. Even in the comic books and movies, the heroes that never knew what their opponent was going to do next always caused some conflict. Then again, knowing himself, Alfred knew he would win as soon as the other had said 'bunny'. So him winning, making the other do whatever he wanted for a week.. Just what was he planning? 'That's a secret for later~' As a given however, the American also knew that his roommate wouldn't like it, and there was the huge chance he would refuse to do so.
Seeing the other gather more marshmallows, Al couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. Huh. Well it seemed like he wasn't kidding when he said he was hopeful to win. 'I almost feel bad beating the guy, but he asked for it.' The American nodded and gave a quick thumbs-up, before carefully picking up and stuffing three marshmallows in his cheeks, putting him one above the other. Six was pushing it a little, and while Alfred was no stranger to food or food games, he disliked the feeling of having the sweets just sit there without him eating them. It was.. ew, he didn't know, wasteful? Something like that. When he had finally settled the food, the blond readjusted the bowl on hi slap and waited quietly, doubting the Italian could beat
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