Ludwig Weilschmidt // MEN AT WORK

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Ludwig Weilschmidt

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"Other than Ludwig? No."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"...what, exactly, does 'something in between' mean? Wait-- forget I asked that. I don't want to know. And I'm male, to answer your original question."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Look, if this is going to be one of those kinds of interviews, I don't have the time to-... Fine, I guess my age is a pertinent question. I'm eighteen. My birthday is in October."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"I work hard, obviously. I go for a run every morning around campus, and when I have free time, I go to the gym. And I don't eat the fast food here, that stuff makes even the British students sick."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"your thoughts on george clooney: optional, but more fun.
hetero/bi/homo/asexual answer here in first person."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"answer here in first person. "bonus" points for hilarity."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"no min or max on this, a little detail for each. don't post a novel. answer here in first person."

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"same as likes, don't go overboard. answer here in first person."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"a couple strengths, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"a couple weaknesses, just a bit of detail. answer here in first person."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"creative answer here in first person."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"turn-on's here. answer in first person."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"turn-offs here. answer in first person."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"creative answer here in first person."

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"a simple yes/no/fuck you answer here would suffice. but go for creativity."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE SUBJECT?
"answer here."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"answer here."

FAVORITE WORD?
"answer here."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"answer here."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"answer here."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"SHORT personality description. seriously, don't put like a gazillion paragraphs. let this be a warning, we will ask you to summarize it. just a few select words followed by some minute detail, that's all. answer here in first person."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"just a little run down on your family, not a history. how do you feel about them, etc. answer here in first person."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN THIS COLLEGE?
"where were you born, then how did you end up in the college. no childhood, that comes later. basically same deal as personality. answer here in first person."

AWESOME. WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"your current job, if you have one, and your dream job. your dream job doesn't have to be realistic, or it can be. answer here in first person."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"three wishes here. realistic or not. answer in first person."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"creative answer here."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"current relationships. answer here in first person."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"where do you like to go on a date. answer here in first person."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"creative answer here."

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER/COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"the whatever/cool pertains to what your previous answer would have been. some tidbits about yourself. any secrets. your plans for the rest of the day. be creative. answer here in first person."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"yay your interview is done. creative answer here in first person."
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NAME/ALIAS has been trying to escape this doggone planet for AGEINLETTERS years, but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for RPEXPERIENCE years. too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at CONTACTINFO/PM.

ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

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